Monday, November 9, 2009

Quote of the Week- Woody Allen







Last week, we said we had quoted John Waters more than any filmmaker on our blogs except Woody Allen and Jean-Luc Godard.

So, today, of course, we have to quip Allen and Godard (the French auter's quote can be found on our sister blog "Politics, Culture and Other Wastes of Time"- see links section).

Allen turns 74 on Dec. 1.

His latest film "Whatever Works," starring Larry David, is now available on dvd.

Being an English teacher, I can identify with this one:

"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."

PS_ We have now passed 50,000 hits.........thanks for visiting.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Facebook Messages We'd Really Like to Post
















State Employees who vote Republican must want to watch 'General Hospital' and eat Fruit Loops all day.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Far Right Republican Becomes Governor of Virginia





The National Rifle Association (NRA), The Heritage Foundation and The Christian Coalition now have one of their own in Richmond, Va., as arch conservative Bob McDonnell defeated Democratic moderate Creigh Deeds to become governor of my home state.

McDonnell is an alumnus of Pat Robertson's Regent University in Virginia Beach, and he once wrote a thesis about how women need to spend more time at home raising children (hmm.......perhaps Islamic fundamentalists will like this guy too).

Low voter turn-out, apathy and a lack of young voters at the polls are three of the explanations as to why a state which Barack Obama carried went to McDonnell as well as the two other Republicans on the ticket.

It should also be pointed out that Virginia's new attorney general-elect Ken Cuchinelli is also quite far too the right. He has actually pledged to turn down federal funding once elected. Even though the Gingrich/Reagan model for micro-government has been proven ineffective, there are still right-wing nuts like McDonnell and Cuchinelli who subscribe to it.

It should be an interesting four years in Virginia. Even though I now live in North Carolina, I am very saddened by what has transpired in my home state where moderate Republicans like former Congressman Tom Davis and former Sen. John Warner have reitred. Their replacements appear to be guys who listen to Glenn Beck, shoot racoons and go to mega-churches.

This should be a lesson to all fellow Democrats, indepedents and even moderate Republicans. If you don't get involved with local politics, you may have to deal with this very same nightmare scenario.

I am so dismayed by what happened in Virginia that I may have to subscribe to "The Nation," even though its opinions are to the left of mine!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Special Quote of the Day- Carrie Fisher







My good friend Moviezzz has informed that one of my personal favorite bad movies "Under the Rainbow" (1981), which previously been profiled here, is being released on dvd today.

The movie features Carrie Fisher and Chevy Chase, and it revolves around the production of "The Wizard of Oz." I saw this film when it came out. I was 11 years old when I saw it at the Valley Cinema in Salem, Va., which still exists today.

It was an exceptionally bad movie with one flat gag after another, yet it is also a very interesting film with an eloborate set and unique characters.

I don't know if I can recommend that you view it, but it would make a perfect film for a bad movie house party.

My cousin Shannon Sturgis recently saw Fisher's one woman show "wishful Drinking" at the Roundabout Theatre in New York, and she said it was an absolutely amazing show.

Ben Brantley of "The New York Times" gave the production a positive review. The show revolves around Fisher's marriage to Paul Simon, "Star Wars" and her bout with mental illness.

For tickets one call (212)-719-3100. The show runs through Jan. 3, 2010.

We have quips from both Fisher and Chase on our two respective blogs. But we quip Princess Leia here:

"I really love the internet. They say chatrooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing."

Monday, November 2, 2009

Silly Photo to Fill Space- Dog Washing





This week, we are posting our Silly Photo to Fill Space on Monday instead of Tuesday for two reasons.

The main one is that as a Virginian who still works in Virginia (though I live in North Carolina), I desperately want to see Democratic state senator Creigh Deeds (pictured here) upset Republican attorney general Bob McDonnell, an alumnus of Pat Robertson's Regent University, tomorrow......!!!!!

So, I am posting this by saying if we indeed win tomorrow, I will personally come to your home and wash your dog.......that is as long as you are a resident of Virginia and you vote for Deeds. I don't care if you live in the far southwestern Virginia town of Grundy or in a busy DC suburb like Alexandria.........we really, really need this one folks and most polls show McDonnell with a substantial lead right now.

I volunteered for Deeds when he ran for attorney general against McDonnell four years. He lost by a mere 700 votes. He is a wonderful, warm and charming guy.

In order to make sure this entry is not purely political, I also want to use it to give attention to the Salem Animal Shelter in my hometown of Salem, Va., regardless if you are a Democrat or a Republican, these animals need a good home, and my mom already has too many pets!

Their web site is http://www.salempets.org

You can also log onto http://www.rvspca.org

Quote of the Week- John Waters





John Waters and Alan Ball will be among the guests at this year's Virginia Film Festival in Charlottesville on Thursday. Waters' classic film "Pink Flamingos," which I myself am a bit to squeamish to view though perhaps it's not as bad as last night's episode of "Dexter," will be among the films screened in C'ville.

When I lived in Virginia, I had gone to it some ten or eleven years in a row. Even though I now live in North Carolina (well just over the border), I am still considering going there this year but I am a person who drives an hour to work during the freaking week!

Nevertheless, regardless if I attend or not, it should be an interesting event.

We use the occasion to once again quote Waters, who divides his time between Baltimore and Provincetown, Mass.

We have perhaps quipped Waters more often than any film director except perhaps Woody Allen and Jean-Luc Godard:

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Know Your Congress Reps and Senators (Entry 17 of 21)- Chris Lee (R-NY)




Since we are known to be a bit cheeky here at "The Daily Vampire," we thought we'd profile Cong. Chris Lee (R-NY) for our entry in this series (our last entry was on British actor Christopher Lee).

Cong. Lee is a freshman representative who was sworn into office on Jan. 6. He represents the 26th district in western New York. The congressman was born on April 1, 1964, in Kenmore, NY. His residency is Clarence, NY.

Lee has a business background, and his web site promises to lower taxes and create jobs. He worked for Microtech Labs in California before returning to New York to work for Enidine Inc.

Lee also serves as the director of Patrick Lee Foundation which promotes awareness, education and prevention of cancer and mental illness.

Lee serves on the Financial Services Committee, which is chaired by Cong. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) and includes my congressional rep Cong. Brad Miller (D-NC).