Here a sample of Sunday comic strip lines pasted together as if they are one singular long conversation. The images above are of: 1) Dilbert, 2) Zits, and 3) Baldo. Other comic strips featured in this piece are "Pickles," "Pearls Before Swine," and "Judge Parker" as well as "Sherman's Lagoon."
1. "That sounds like an excuse" (Dilbert, May 3rd)
2. "So what are you guys going to do tonight?" (Zits, March 29th)
3. "I'll be in my cubicle I have work to do," (Judge Parker, March 29th)
4. "There must be something you can do for me." (Hagar the Horrible, March 29th)
5. "How much experience do you have?" (Pearls Before Swine, Dec. 7th, 2014)
6. "How long can I play in the NFL? We'll see." (Jump Start, Sept. 21st, 2014)
7. "I had a weird dream last night." (Pickles, March 29th)
8. "Milk Duds." ("Baldo, Dec. 7th, 2014)
9. "There's lasagna in the oven," (Sherman's Lagoon, March 29th)
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Monday, June 1, 2015
Top Ten Sunday May 31st Roanoke Times Comics: Hi and Lois is Actually Hilarious........how did that happen?
Greetings to our blog readers in Mexico, Russia and New Zealand.............
Here is a look at our ten favorite comic strips from the latest Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper serving Roanoke, Va., and surrounding areas, including the hamlet of Boones Mill, Va., which is reportedly one of the most notorious speed traps in the country.
Our top comic strip is "Speed Bump" by Dave Coverly which this week features a regular Joe green lizard meeting a hipster green lizard; we imagine he is waaay past The Decembrists or Arcade Fire.
For our second place comic strip, which is "Pearls Before Swine," we go with an image of Lily Tomlin from her "Laugh In" days when she played Ernestine the annoying phone operator, who would be unemployed today. In the strip, Rat is writing a letter to a major company after being forced to hold on the line for an unfathomable amount of time .....(we've all been there, right?!).........
Lastly, our image of the '80s home video game classic Pitfall, for an unexpected gem from "Hi and Lois" as the dad realizes he has a vast collection of casualties of modern technology. It's almost enough to make one wish they had held on to that 8-track tape player or that vinyl copy of "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits."
Here is our top ten:
1) Speed Bump
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Hi and Lois
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Dilbert
6) Doonesbury
7) Zits
8) Garfield
9) Agnes
10) Jump Start
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Here is a look at our ten favorite comic strips from the latest Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper serving Roanoke, Va., and surrounding areas, including the hamlet of Boones Mill, Va., which is reportedly one of the most notorious speed traps in the country.
Our top comic strip is "Speed Bump" by Dave Coverly which this week features a regular Joe green lizard meeting a hipster green lizard; we imagine he is waaay past The Decembrists or Arcade Fire.
For our second place comic strip, which is "Pearls Before Swine," we go with an image of Lily Tomlin from her "Laugh In" days when she played Ernestine the annoying phone operator, who would be unemployed today. In the strip, Rat is writing a letter to a major company after being forced to hold on the line for an unfathomable amount of time .....(we've all been there, right?!).........
Lastly, our image of the '80s home video game classic Pitfall, for an unexpected gem from "Hi and Lois" as the dad realizes he has a vast collection of casualties of modern technology. It's almost enough to make one wish they had held on to that 8-track tape player or that vinyl copy of "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits."
Here is our top ten:
1) Speed Bump
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Hi and Lois
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Dilbert
6) Doonesbury
7) Zits
8) Garfield
9) Agnes
10) Jump Start
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http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.lilytomlin.com
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Top Ten Sunday Comic Strips from the "Roanoke Times:" Yeah, No Room for Hi and Lois
Greetings to our blog readers in Tunisia, Germany and Slovakia...........
Today, we are blogging while listening to "The Best of Bread," a compilation of hits from the '70s soft rock band Bread fronted by David Gates, who is alas like the last or next to last guy from the band who is still alive. And, we are also one hour away from the series finale of "Mad Men," which might possibly end with a song from Bread.
Here are our top ten comic strips, which include an independent business owner who wants to protest the government ("Pearls Before Swine") which reminded us of the comic book guy from "The Simpsons," a dragon preparing to snack on a knight ("Speed Bump") and Garfield coming in second to Odie at a talent show ("Garfield"), perhaps next time the 37-year-old cat should take up juggling or tap dancing:
1. Speed Bump
2. Pearls Before Swine
3. Garfield
4. Doonesbury
5. Get Fuzzy
6. Non-Sequitur
7. Agnes
8. Dilbert
9. Mutts
10. Jump Start
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http://www.gocomics.com/Agnes
Today, we are blogging while listening to "The Best of Bread," a compilation of hits from the '70s soft rock band Bread fronted by David Gates, who is alas like the last or next to last guy from the band who is still alive. And, we are also one hour away from the series finale of "Mad Men," which might possibly end with a song from Bread.
Here are our top ten comic strips, which include an independent business owner who wants to protest the government ("Pearls Before Swine") which reminded us of the comic book guy from "The Simpsons," a dragon preparing to snack on a knight ("Speed Bump") and Garfield coming in second to Odie at a talent show ("Garfield"), perhaps next time the 37-year-old cat should take up juggling or tap dancing:
1. Speed Bump
2. Pearls Before Swine
3. Garfield
4. Doonesbury
5. Get Fuzzy
6. Non-Sequitur
7. Agnes
8. Dilbert
9. Mutts
10. Jump Start
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http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy
http://www.gocomics.com/Agnes
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Sunday Comics Survey from Feb. 8th Roanoke Times: Pastis Goes for the Punt
Greetings to our blog readers in New Zealand, Croatia and France.......
And, our deepest condolences to the friends and families of the three Syrian Muslim college students who killed in their Chapel Hill, NC, apartment yesterday.
On a lighter note, here are our ten favorite comic strips from the most recent edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper of Roanoke, Va.
For starters, "Pearls Before Swine," a Stephan Pastis comic strip, makes fun of Norwegian lemmings one of whom goes for a pass thrown by another lemming and well, you can guess the rest. One of the surviving lemming says (SPOILER ALERT) that he will not be going to Disneyland. Our top image of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who won his fourth Super Bowl, is used for the strip, though he is not mentioned in 'Pearls.'
Third place goes to the single-panel gem "Speed Bump" which has a male angel being presumably nagged by his wife about reading a novel instead of going to bed. For this, we chose the late Daniel Foster Wallace novel "Infinite Jest," (pict. center) which is over 1,000 pages long! Perhaps, an inmate at Red Onion Prison in southwest Virginia is reading the novel. If so, they may actually finish it. A literary major at Brown University in Rhode Island, conversely, may not get to the end!
And, fifth place goes to "Agnes" who is questioning her teacher about the overload of homework (bottom image: an algebra calculator).
Here is our survey:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Doonesbury
3) Speed Bump
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Agnes
6) Garfield
7) Jump Start
8) Dilbert
9) Zits
10) For Better or For Worse
For last week's "Roanoke Times" comics survey, go to our sister blog http://www.nocturnalguy38.blogspot.com
And, our deepest condolences to the friends and families of the three Syrian Muslim college students who killed in their Chapel Hill, NC, apartment yesterday.
On a lighter note, here are our ten favorite comic strips from the most recent edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper of Roanoke, Va.
For starters, "Pearls Before Swine," a Stephan Pastis comic strip, makes fun of Norwegian lemmings one of whom goes for a pass thrown by another lemming and well, you can guess the rest. One of the surviving lemming says (SPOILER ALERT) that he will not be going to Disneyland. Our top image of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who won his fourth Super Bowl, is used for the strip, though he is not mentioned in 'Pearls.'
Third place goes to the single-panel gem "Speed Bump" which has a male angel being presumably nagged by his wife about reading a novel instead of going to bed. For this, we chose the late Daniel Foster Wallace novel "Infinite Jest," (pict. center) which is over 1,000 pages long! Perhaps, an inmate at Red Onion Prison in southwest Virginia is reading the novel. If so, they may actually finish it. A literary major at Brown University in Rhode Island, conversely, may not get to the end!
And, fifth place goes to "Agnes" who is questioning her teacher about the overload of homework (bottom image: an algebra calculator).
Here is our survey:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Doonesbury
3) Speed Bump
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Agnes
6) Garfield
7) Jump Start
8) Dilbert
9) Zits
10) For Better or For Worse
For last week's "Roanoke Times" comics survey, go to our sister blog http://www.nocturnalguy38.blogspot.com
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Friday, January 30, 2015
Top Ten Comics from Sunday, Jan. 25th Roanoke Times: Get Fuzzy Finally Comes in First
Greetings to our blog readers in Estonia, Wales and India.
The images above are of 1) Jeb Bush (for "Doonesbury) ; 2) Danny DeVito (the boss) and the late Andy Kaufman on the '70s sitcom "Taxi" (for "Pearls Before Swine) and 3) Warren Beatty as "Dick Tracy" (for "Funky Winkerbean").
Kudos to Stephan Pastis of "Pearls Before Swine" for having the guts and gumption to make fun of his boss comics syndicator John Glynn!
"Get Fuzzy" usually takes places second place in our comics survey, but today, it finally made it to the top slot.
Here is our top ten from the latest Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times:"
1) Get Fuzzy
2) Doonesbury (made fun of Jeb Bush)
3) Pearls Before Swine (made fun of Big Boss Man)
4) Speed Bump
5) Dilbert
6) Funky Winkerbean (featured 'Dick Tracy')
7) Agnes
8) Garfield
9) Jump Start
10) Red and Rover (featured Snoopy from "Peanuts"!)
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The images above are of 1) Jeb Bush (for "Doonesbury) ; 2) Danny DeVito (the boss) and the late Andy Kaufman on the '70s sitcom "Taxi" (for "Pearls Before Swine) and 3) Warren Beatty as "Dick Tracy" (for "Funky Winkerbean").
Kudos to Stephan Pastis of "Pearls Before Swine" for having the guts and gumption to make fun of his boss comics syndicator John Glynn!
"Get Fuzzy" usually takes places second place in our comics survey, but today, it finally made it to the top slot.
Here is our top ten from the latest Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times:"
1) Get Fuzzy
2) Doonesbury (made fun of Jeb Bush)
3) Pearls Before Swine (made fun of Big Boss Man)
4) Speed Bump
5) Dilbert
6) Funky Winkerbean (featured 'Dick Tracy')
7) Agnes
8) Garfield
9) Jump Start
10) Red and Rover (featured Snoopy from "Peanuts"!)
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Sunday, January 4, 2015
Sunday Comics Survey for Jan.4th Roanoke Times: Get Fuzzy Comes in Second Yet Again
Greetings to our blog readers in South Korea, Ireland and Russia........
Our favorite Sunday comic strip of the week was "Doonesbury." In today's strip, a patriotic man approaches a War in Iraq veteran and thanks for him for his service, but the former solider expresses misgivings about his years of combat, which provides for an awwwkward moment. Yes, this is also the reason why we have an image of Saddam Hussein at the top of our page.
Second place went to "Get Fuzzy" for the third or fourth week in a row; the strip is usually runner up to "Pearls Before Swine," which featured a pun about John Lennon (pictured bottom) songs, which finished fourth today in our survey.
Third place went to Dave Coverly's single panel jam, which was one of many strips today that had prison jokes......yeah, what's up with that?
Amazingly enough, "Family Circus" made our top ten for the third or fourth week in a row, and "For Better or For Worse," actually made our top ten for the first time since like 2003.......
Here is our top ten:
1. Doonesbury
2. Get Fuzzy
3. Speed Bump
4. Pearls Before Swine
5. Agnes
6. Dilbert
7. Non Sequitur
8. Jump Start
9. Family Circus
10. For Better or For Worse
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Our favorite Sunday comic strip of the week was "Doonesbury." In today's strip, a patriotic man approaches a War in Iraq veteran and thanks for him for his service, but the former solider expresses misgivings about his years of combat, which provides for an awwwkward moment. Yes, this is also the reason why we have an image of Saddam Hussein at the top of our page.
Second place went to "Get Fuzzy" for the third or fourth week in a row; the strip is usually runner up to "Pearls Before Swine," which featured a pun about John Lennon (pictured bottom) songs, which finished fourth today in our survey.
Third place went to Dave Coverly's single panel jam, which was one of many strips today that had prison jokes......yeah, what's up with that?
Amazingly enough, "Family Circus" made our top ten for the third or fourth week in a row, and "For Better or For Worse," actually made our top ten for the first time since like 2003.......
Here is our top ten:
1. Doonesbury
2. Get Fuzzy
3. Speed Bump
4. Pearls Before Swine
5. Agnes
6. Dilbert
7. Non Sequitur
8. Jump Start
9. Family Circus
10. For Better or For Worse
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Friday, January 2, 2015
Top Ten Comic Strips from Sunday Dec. 28th Washington Post
Greetings to our blog readers in Singapore, Nepal and Taiwan..........
This week, we look at our top ten favorite Sunday comic strips from "The Washington Post;" once again, Stephan Pastis did brilliant work for "Pearls Before Swine," a comic strip which only ran in a few newspapers when it first started and is now even in "The News and Advance" in Lynchburg, Va. (we love making fun of Lynchburg here at 'The Daily Vampire').....In the latest Sunday strip, Pastis has Goat telling his mutual frenemy Rat that he can in his house as his house if getting painted. SPOILER ALERT: But, Goat has so many attached conditions that Rat just decides to check into a hotel anyway, hence the reason we have an image of an old motel postcard from Joplin, Missouri (top image). "Pearls" wins this week's comics survey for this amazing strip.
In a close second, we have "Lio" where the little boy who is the title character attempts to return a dragon in a long line for Christmas returns at some Sears or Target or Wal-Mart or Best Buy (you get the joke, I hope)......btw, a dragon from Wales is featured here in our middle image...
In third place, Scott Hilburn's "The Argyle Sweater" ponders what would happen if a fisherman working for Red Lobster found one of Spongebob Squarepants' friends (bottom image)....
Here is our top ten, that we are typing up as we listen to Peter Gabriel's great 1992 album "Us" which would listen to more of instead of vegging out to Billy Idol (forgive the Gen X humor)....
1. Pearls Before Swine
2. Lio
3. The Argyle Sweater
4. Foxtrot
5. WUMO
6. Dustin
7. Brewster Rockit: Space Guy
8. Reply All
9. Sherman's Lagoon
10. Prickly City
For this week's "Roanoke Times" comic strips survey, go to our sister blog's link here: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
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This week, we look at our top ten favorite Sunday comic strips from "The Washington Post;" once again, Stephan Pastis did brilliant work for "Pearls Before Swine," a comic strip which only ran in a few newspapers when it first started and is now even in "The News and Advance" in Lynchburg, Va. (we love making fun of Lynchburg here at 'The Daily Vampire').....In the latest Sunday strip, Pastis has Goat telling his mutual frenemy Rat that he can in his house as his house if getting painted. SPOILER ALERT: But, Goat has so many attached conditions that Rat just decides to check into a hotel anyway, hence the reason we have an image of an old motel postcard from Joplin, Missouri (top image). "Pearls" wins this week's comics survey for this amazing strip.
In a close second, we have "Lio" where the little boy who is the title character attempts to return a dragon in a long line for Christmas returns at some Sears or Target or Wal-Mart or Best Buy (you get the joke, I hope)......btw, a dragon from Wales is featured here in our middle image...
In third place, Scott Hilburn's "The Argyle Sweater" ponders what would happen if a fisherman working for Red Lobster found one of Spongebob Squarepants' friends (bottom image)....
Here is our top ten, that we are typing up as we listen to Peter Gabriel's great 1992 album "Us" which would listen to more of instead of vegging out to Billy Idol (forgive the Gen X humor)....
1. Pearls Before Swine
2. Lio
3. The Argyle Sweater
4. Foxtrot
5. WUMO
6. Dustin
7. Brewster Rockit: Space Guy
8. Reply All
9. Sherman's Lagoon
10. Prickly City
For this week's "Roanoke Times" comic strips survey, go to our sister blog's link here: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Our Favorte Comic Strips from Sunday, Dec. 14th Roanoke Times: Drones Away
Greetings to our blog readers in Cuba, Estonia and New Zealand.....
Today, we turn our attention to our 10 favorite comic strips from the Sunday, Dec. 14th edition of "The Roanoke Times" in Roanoke, Va. (yes, we are a bit behind schedule).
Our top choice is "Pearls Before Swine," in which Rat, one of the three title characters along with Goat and Pig, promises that if he is elected president that he will get one drone to spy on every person on earth at all times; hey, I'd still vote for him over Jeb Bush or Mitt Romney! (forgive the political humor).
"Speed Bump" has a hilarious take on what modern tech would have been like in medieval times, and these means trouble for Sir Textalot as he faces an opponent in a horseback joust in Dave Coverly's single-panel comic strip. Hence, the reason for our image of a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" poster.
Lastly, "Family Circus" makes a rare appearance in our top ten with a strip that depicts every parent in a grade school auditorium taking photos and videos with mobile devices, we thought it would be humorous to go with an image of Arthur Miller's "Death of a Salesman" (middle) as this would assuredly be a difficult play for youngsters to perform.
Here is our top ten:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Speed Bump
3) Doonesbury
4) Garfield
5) Dilbert
6) Zits
7) Get Fuzzy
8) Funky Winkerbean
9) Non-Sequitur
10) Family Circus
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Today, we turn our attention to our 10 favorite comic strips from the Sunday, Dec. 14th edition of "The Roanoke Times" in Roanoke, Va. (yes, we are a bit behind schedule).
Our top choice is "Pearls Before Swine," in which Rat, one of the three title characters along with Goat and Pig, promises that if he is elected president that he will get one drone to spy on every person on earth at all times; hey, I'd still vote for him over Jeb Bush or Mitt Romney! (forgive the political humor).
"Speed Bump" has a hilarious take on what modern tech would have been like in medieval times, and these means trouble for Sir Textalot as he faces an opponent in a horseback joust in Dave Coverly's single-panel comic strip. Hence, the reason for our image of a "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" poster.
Lastly, "Family Circus" makes a rare appearance in our top ten with a strip that depicts every parent in a grade school auditorium taking photos and videos with mobile devices, we thought it would be humorous to go with an image of Arthur Miller's "Death of a Salesman" (middle) as this would assuredly be a difficult play for youngsters to perform.
Here is our top ten:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Speed Bump
3) Doonesbury
4) Garfield
5) Dilbert
6) Zits
7) Get Fuzzy
8) Funky Winkerbean
9) Non-Sequitur
10) Family Circus
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Roanoke Times Comics Survey: Get Fuzzy Edges Out Pearls Before Swine
Greetings to our beloved blog readers in Saudi Arabia, Israel and Tajikistan.......
Today, we look at our top ten favorite Sunday comic strips that were in the Nov. 30th edition of "The Roanoke Times." Traditionally, we survey both "The Roanoke Times" comic strips and "The Washington Post" comic strips, though we have had some big distractions lately. For our "Washington Post" comics survey, go to our sister blog: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
This week, "Get Fuzzy" snugs the top slot just barely ahead of "Pearls Before Swine," both comic strips featured 12 panels this week, which is a bit risky and unusual.
"Get Fuzzy" which revolves around the spat between a Siamese cat named Bucky (top panel) and a clueless dog named Satchel. This week, the dog asks the cat how many cats it takes to screw in a light bulb and fireworks ensue.
In "Pearls Before Swine," the title character Rat (middle image) is stuck in calling center hell as he is trying to get a lower airline fare by pretending he needs to go to the funerals.........for several 'recently deceased' relatives.
In third place, "Zits" has parents arguing as to whether they should keep their son Jeremy's grade school art projects, which reminds me that a clay dinosaur (bottom image) I made in 1975 at an elementary school has been missing like an FBI fugitive for perhaps a full decade now!
Here is our top ten:
1) Get Fuzzy
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Zits
4) Speed Bump
5) Garfield
6) Doonesbury
7) Jump Start
8) Dilbert
9) Agnes
10) Pickles
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Today, we look at our top ten favorite Sunday comic strips that were in the Nov. 30th edition of "The Roanoke Times." Traditionally, we survey both "The Roanoke Times" comic strips and "The Washington Post" comic strips, though we have had some big distractions lately. For our "Washington Post" comics survey, go to our sister blog: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
This week, "Get Fuzzy" snugs the top slot just barely ahead of "Pearls Before Swine," both comic strips featured 12 panels this week, which is a bit risky and unusual.
"Get Fuzzy" which revolves around the spat between a Siamese cat named Bucky (top panel) and a clueless dog named Satchel. This week, the dog asks the cat how many cats it takes to screw in a light bulb and fireworks ensue.
In "Pearls Before Swine," the title character Rat (middle image) is stuck in calling center hell as he is trying to get a lower airline fare by pretending he needs to go to the funerals.........for several 'recently deceased' relatives.
In third place, "Zits" has parents arguing as to whether they should keep their son Jeremy's grade school art projects, which reminds me that a clay dinosaur (bottom image) I made in 1975 at an elementary school has been missing like an FBI fugitive for perhaps a full decade now!
Here is our top ten:
1) Get Fuzzy
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Zits
4) Speed Bump
5) Garfield
6) Doonesbury
7) Jump Start
8) Dilbert
9) Agnes
10) Pickles
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Monday, October 20, 2014
Comic Strips Survey from Sunday Roanoke Times (Oct. 19th edition)
Greetings to our blog readers in Australia, Uganda and Finland; and to our domestic friends in New Jersey, Utah, and Florida.
This week, we resume our look at our favorite comic strips from the Sunday, Oct. 19th edition of "The Roanoke Times," for our favorite strips from last week, visit our sister blog at http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
Our favorite comic strip of the week was "Pearls Before Swine," by Stephan Pastis which did a brilliant take on the Abbott and Costello (top image) skit "Who's on First," but in this satire, Rat asks Goat "Which band did Keith Moon play for?"; the answer is The Who, and all the shenanigans roll from there.
"Dilbert," which has substantially jumped in our rankings in recent weeks, features an office visit from a robot (center image) who actually doesn't speak in Scott Adams' strip, which finishes second in our survey this week.
The bronze medal goes to East German ice skater Katarina Witt (we were just trying to see if you were paying attention). Actually, the third place finisher is Dave Coverly's "Speed Bump," a single long panel strip that has some Tennessee raccoons (actually, we have no idea what they are from) digging up trash through backyard garbage cans as well as community recyclable bins that one might find in a hip college town like Boulder, Colorado.
Here is our top ten:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Dilbert
3) Speed Bump
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Non-Sequitir
6) Zits
7) Agnes
8) Doonesbury
9) Garfield
10) Jump Start
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This week, we resume our look at our favorite comic strips from the Sunday, Oct. 19th edition of "The Roanoke Times," for our favorite strips from last week, visit our sister blog at http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
Our favorite comic strip of the week was "Pearls Before Swine," by Stephan Pastis which did a brilliant take on the Abbott and Costello (top image) skit "Who's on First," but in this satire, Rat asks Goat "Which band did Keith Moon play for?"; the answer is The Who, and all the shenanigans roll from there.
"Dilbert," which has substantially jumped in our rankings in recent weeks, features an office visit from a robot (center image) who actually doesn't speak in Scott Adams' strip, which finishes second in our survey this week.
The bronze medal goes to East German ice skater Katarina Witt (we were just trying to see if you were paying attention). Actually, the third place finisher is Dave Coverly's "Speed Bump," a single long panel strip that has some Tennessee raccoons (actually, we have no idea what they are from) digging up trash through backyard garbage cans as well as community recyclable bins that one might find in a hip college town like Boulder, Colorado.
Here is our top ten:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Dilbert
3) Speed Bump
4) Get Fuzzy
5) Non-Sequitir
6) Zits
7) Agnes
8) Doonesbury
9) Garfield
10) Jump Start
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine
http://www.dilbert.com/
http://www.gocomics.com/speedbump
http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy
http://www.boulderweekly.com/
Monday, September 1, 2014
The Sunday Roanoke Times Comics Survey: The March of the Penguins
Greetings to our blog readers in Israel, Egypt and Poland.
The comic strip "Arctic Circle" would have been our top comic strip of the week, but we saw it on the Internet. But, we certainly hope the comic strip which on Sunday took a hilarious dig towards global warming deniers gets more newspapers.
In the mean time, we are focusing on the circa 21 comic strips that run in the Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper in Roanoke, Va. This week, our three favorite comic strips focused on a penguin wearing Jimmy Choo high heels ("Speed Bump"), an over-the-top unicorn gag ("Pearls Before Swine") and an office place spat over how to be successful ("Dilbert").
The third place finish for "Dilbert" is our highest ranking ever for Scott Adams' comic strip; the Sticky Notes are one of our features in its honor.
Here is the top ten:
1) Speed Bump
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Dilbert
4) Doonesbury
5) Non-Sequitur
6) Agnes
7) Zits
8) Get Fuzzy
9) Garfield
10) Funky Winkerbean
http://www.gocmics.com/speedbump
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.gocmics.com/nonsequitur
The comic strip "Arctic Circle" would have been our top comic strip of the week, but we saw it on the Internet. But, we certainly hope the comic strip which on Sunday took a hilarious dig towards global warming deniers gets more newspapers.
In the mean time, we are focusing on the circa 21 comic strips that run in the Sunday edition of "The Roanoke Times," the daily newspaper in Roanoke, Va. This week, our three favorite comic strips focused on a penguin wearing Jimmy Choo high heels ("Speed Bump"), an over-the-top unicorn gag ("Pearls Before Swine") and an office place spat over how to be successful ("Dilbert").
The third place finish for "Dilbert" is our highest ranking ever for Scott Adams' comic strip; the Sticky Notes are one of our features in its honor.
Here is the top ten:
1) Speed Bump
2) Pearls Before Swine
3) Dilbert
4) Doonesbury
5) Non-Sequitur
6) Agnes
7) Zits
8) Get Fuzzy
9) Garfield
10) Funky Winkerbean
http://www.gocmics.com/speedbump
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.gocmics.com/nonsequitur
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Sunday Best: Honest Abe Makes for Great Gag
Here is our weekly Sunday comic strip survey, and this weekend we turn our attention to the comics section of the May 18th edition of "The Roanoke Times," in which "Pearls Before Swine" made fun of Abraham Lincoln (he is tweeting about going to a play at Ford's Theatre), "Speed Bump" made fun of angels in heaven, "Zits" made fun of lazy teenage boys and "Doonesbury" made fun of Jeb Bush.
As we sip on Zevia zero calorie ginger ale, here are is our weekly top ten:
1) Pearls Before Swine
2) Speed Bump
3) Zits
4) Doonesbury
5) Dilbert
6) Get Fuzzy
7) Garfield
8) Funky Winkerbean
9) Agnes
10) Blondie
PS: Earlier this week, we had an entry for graduation commencement speakers across the United States, today we add three more: 1) Col. Michael S. Hopkins, a NASA astronaut, University of Illinois; 2) Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), Clemson University and 3) Conan O'Brien, Dartmouth.
Monday, April 21, 2014
Top Ten from the Sunday "Roanoke Times"............White Rabbit Jokes Never Get Old
AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
We can't seem to find the time to blog any more, so perhaps we will soon take up ice-fishing in North Dakota.
Here are our top ten comic strips from the Sunday "Roanoke Times."
"Pearls Before Swine" wins with a funny take on the Easter Bunny as he is met up with some angry little chicks, almost as if he were Bill Maher stumbling upon a tea party rally in Eden, NC, which is just outside the Roanoke newspaper's jurisdiction.
Second place goes to "Zits," as Jeremy prepares to hurriedly scramble out the door when his i-Phone shows it's 7:59 a.m., along the way he eats Pop Tarts, perhaps the most popular American breakfast product for those in a hurry.
And, "Non-Sequitur" has a revamped update on Goldilocks and the Three Bears, which concludes with the fairy tale protagonist meeting up with Little Red Riding Hood for some 'girl talk.'
Note: We didn't get around to posting our favorite "Roanoke Times" strips from last week, but we have that survey at the end of this one.
1. "Pearls Before Swine"
2. "Zits"
3. "Non-Sequitur"
4. "Dilbert"
5. "Doonesbury"
6. "Get Fuzzy"
7. "Speed Bump"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Garfield"
Results from April 13th:
1. "Garfield"
2. "Doonesbury"
3. "Pearls Before Swine"
4. "Agnes"
5. "Non-Sequitir"
6. "Get Fuzzy"
7. "Dilbert"
8. "Speed Bump"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Baby Blues"
http://www.roanoke.com
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.doonesbury.com
We can't seem to find the time to blog any more, so perhaps we will soon take up ice-fishing in North Dakota.
Here are our top ten comic strips from the Sunday "Roanoke Times."
"Pearls Before Swine" wins with a funny take on the Easter Bunny as he is met up with some angry little chicks, almost as if he were Bill Maher stumbling upon a tea party rally in Eden, NC, which is just outside the Roanoke newspaper's jurisdiction.
Second place goes to "Zits," as Jeremy prepares to hurriedly scramble out the door when his i-Phone shows it's 7:59 a.m., along the way he eats Pop Tarts, perhaps the most popular American breakfast product for those in a hurry.
And, "Non-Sequitur" has a revamped update on Goldilocks and the Three Bears, which concludes with the fairy tale protagonist meeting up with Little Red Riding Hood for some 'girl talk.'
Note: We didn't get around to posting our favorite "Roanoke Times" strips from last week, but we have that survey at the end of this one.
1. "Pearls Before Swine"
2. "Zits"
3. "Non-Sequitur"
4. "Dilbert"
5. "Doonesbury"
6. "Get Fuzzy"
7. "Speed Bump"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Garfield"
Results from April 13th:
1. "Garfield"
2. "Doonesbury"
3. "Pearls Before Swine"
4. "Agnes"
5. "Non-Sequitir"
6. "Get Fuzzy"
7. "Dilbert"
8. "Speed Bump"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Baby Blues"
http://www.roanoke.com
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.doonesbury.com
Monday, March 31, 2014
Top Ten Comics from the Sunday Roanoke Times: We Like the Censored Pearls Before Swine
Today, comic strip artist Stephan Pastis said the latest edition of his strip "Pearls Before Swine," which made fun of extreme political correctness (the example he gave was when stewardesses starting being referred to as flight attendant), was not shown in "The Washington Post" yesterday.
But, the strip, which is hardly as political as "Mallard Fillmore" on the right or "Doonesbury" on the left, was our top pick before we knew that the strip was removed. While we noticed two different strips for "Pearls Before Swine," we suspected that it was something Pastis had deliberately done himself.
At any rate, here are the top ten strips from this past week. They include not just 'Pearls,' but also Dave Coverly's "Speed Bump," which asked what it would be like if inmates at places like the Dan River Correctional Facility in Yanceyville, NC, had yearbooks, a "Doonesbury" swipe at the right-wing dogma haunting the GOP and a satire of workplace politics in "Dilbert," where the big boss man proclaims: "The key to success is ignoring the people who say it can't be done." The boss is immediately questioned.
Here is our top ten:
1. "Pearls Before Swine" (the reason for the vintage for the Turkish Airlines flight attendants photo at the top)
2. "Speed Bump" (the reason why we have a scene with Clint Eastwood from "Escape from Alcatraz.")
3. "Doonesbury" (the reason for the Republican boxer shorts)
4. "Dilbert"
5. "Funky Winkerbean"
6. "Jump Start"
7. "Get Fuzzy"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Zits"
10. "The Mutts"
http://www.gocomics.com
http://www.doonesbury.com
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.turkishairlines.com
http://www.roanoke.com
But, the strip, which is hardly as political as "Mallard Fillmore" on the right or "Doonesbury" on the left, was our top pick before we knew that the strip was removed. While we noticed two different strips for "Pearls Before Swine," we suspected that it was something Pastis had deliberately done himself.
At any rate, here are the top ten strips from this past week. They include not just 'Pearls,' but also Dave Coverly's "Speed Bump," which asked what it would be like if inmates at places like the Dan River Correctional Facility in Yanceyville, NC, had yearbooks, a "Doonesbury" swipe at the right-wing dogma haunting the GOP and a satire of workplace politics in "Dilbert," where the big boss man proclaims: "The key to success is ignoring the people who say it can't be done." The boss is immediately questioned.
Here is our top ten:
1. "Pearls Before Swine" (the reason for the vintage for the Turkish Airlines flight attendants photo at the top)
2. "Speed Bump" (the reason why we have a scene with Clint Eastwood from "Escape from Alcatraz.")
3. "Doonesbury" (the reason for the Republican boxer shorts)
4. "Dilbert"
5. "Funky Winkerbean"
6. "Jump Start"
7. "Get Fuzzy"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Zits"
10. "The Mutts"
http://www.gocomics.com
http://www.doonesbury.com
http://www.dilbert.com
http://www.turkishairlines.com
http://www.roanoke.com
Monday, March 3, 2014
Sunday News and Record Comic Strips: Fruit Cakes and Cubicles
Here we go with our ten favorite comic strips from yesterday (Sunday) in the print edition of "The News & Record" in Greensboro, NC; we will indicate which comics are also in "The Roanoke Times" with a (^) and in "The Washington Post" with an (*). :
1. Pearls Before Swine ^*
2. WUMO *
3. Brewster Rockit: Space Guy (pictured top, the last panel featured a fruitcake gag) *
4. Foxtrot (pictured middle, the strip had a toga reference which, of course, reminded us of John Belushi in "Animal House"). *
5. Judge Parker *
6. Doonesbury ^*
7. Ziggy
8. Family Circus (Surprise! The Oscar theme worked stunningly well) ^*
9. Dilbert ^* (The reason for image three, the cubicles)
10. Garfield
http://www.news-record.com/
http://www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com
For more Sunday comics surveys, go to our sister blog: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
1. Pearls Before Swine ^*
2. WUMO *
3. Brewster Rockit: Space Guy (pictured top, the last panel featured a fruitcake gag) *
4. Foxtrot (pictured middle, the strip had a toga reference which, of course, reminded us of John Belushi in "Animal House"). *
5. Judge Parker *
6. Doonesbury ^*
7. Ziggy
8. Family Circus (Surprise! The Oscar theme worked stunningly well) ^*
9. Dilbert ^* (The reason for image three, the cubicles)
10. Garfield
http://www.news-record.com/
http://www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com
For more Sunday comics surveys, go to our sister blog: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
Friday, February 7, 2014
"The Roanoke Times" Comic Strips Survey (....and, how you can win a free trip to Rome)
We are actually shoplifting the idea of a 'Free Trip to Rome' from WUNC-FM, an NPR station that is legitimately offering a free trip to Italy. Of course, we just used that in the header to grab your attention!
Here are our ten favorite comic strips from The Sunday, Feb. 2 edition of "The Roanoke Times," which included: 1) Two faculty members walking through a massive snowstorm in "Funky Winkerbean;" 2) A unique look at how to use email and social media in "Pearls Before Swine," which Dale Carnegie would perhaps not have recommended; 3) the staff deciding how to divide a pizza for the office in "Dilbert:"
1. Pearls Before Swine
2. Funky Winkerbean
3. Doonesbury
4. Get Fuzzy
5. Dilbert
6. Zits
7. Garfield
8. Speed Bump
9. Agnes
10. Jump Start
http://www.wunc.org
http://www.roanoke.com
http://www.dilbert.com
Here are our ten favorite comic strips from The Sunday, Feb. 2 edition of "The Roanoke Times," which included: 1) Two faculty members walking through a massive snowstorm in "Funky Winkerbean;" 2) A unique look at how to use email and social media in "Pearls Before Swine," which Dale Carnegie would perhaps not have recommended; 3) the staff deciding how to divide a pizza for the office in "Dilbert:"
1. Pearls Before Swine
2. Funky Winkerbean
3. Doonesbury
4. Get Fuzzy
5. Dilbert
6. Zits
7. Garfield
8. Speed Bump
9. Agnes
10. Jump Start
http://www.wunc.org
http://www.roanoke.com
http://www.dilbert.com
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Top Ten Comics from Today's Sunday Roanoke Times: Speed Bump Stands Out
Greetings to our blog-readers in Canada, El Salvador and Brazil.
Today, we once again take a look at the Sunday funnies in "The Roanoke Times," a daily newspaper in Roanoke, Va.
We also survey the comic strips in the Washington Post: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
Our personal favorite comic strip of the day that was in neither newspaper is "The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee:" http://edisonleecomic.com/ ..........
Other strips that we saw today online that we really enjoy include "Retail," "Pros and Cons" and "Bleeker." We actually also contemplated stating what our least favorite strip of the day was, but we gather we aren't the only ones who quit laughing at "The Family Circus" and "For Better or for Worse" a long time.
Our favorite "Roanoke Times" comic strip "Speed Bump" had a hilarious gag with two octopi/octopuses, while "Pearls Before Swine" showed bambis getting revenge on hunters and "Get Fuzzy" focused on a play on words as Bucky the whacky Siamese cat argues with his owner Rob Wilco on the differences between the words 'coop' and 'coup.
Here is our top ten:
1. Speed Bump
2. Pearls Before Swine
3. Get Fuzzy
4. Agnes
5. Doonesbury
6. Zits
7. Funky Winkerbean
8. Dilbert
9. Garfield
10. Jump Start
http://www.gocomics.com/speedbump#.UtxncTYo6Uk
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/
Today, we once again take a look at the Sunday funnies in "The Roanoke Times," a daily newspaper in Roanoke, Va.
We also survey the comic strips in the Washington Post: http://www.politicscultureandotherwastesoft.blogspot.com
Our personal favorite comic strip of the day that was in neither newspaper is "The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee:" http://edisonleecomic.com/ ..........
Other strips that we saw today online that we really enjoy include "Retail," "Pros and Cons" and "Bleeker." We actually also contemplated stating what our least favorite strip of the day was, but we gather we aren't the only ones who quit laughing at "The Family Circus" and "For Better or for Worse" a long time.
Our favorite "Roanoke Times" comic strip "Speed Bump" had a hilarious gag with two octopi/octopuses, while "Pearls Before Swine" showed bambis getting revenge on hunters and "Get Fuzzy" focused on a play on words as Bucky the whacky Siamese cat argues with his owner Rob Wilco on the differences between the words 'coop' and 'coup.
Here is our top ten:
1. Speed Bump
2. Pearls Before Swine
3. Get Fuzzy
4. Agnes
5. Doonesbury
6. Zits
7. Funky Winkerbean
8. Dilbert
9. Garfield
10. Jump Start
http://www.gocomics.com/speedbump#.UtxncTYo6Uk
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Top 10 Comics of the Sunday Roanoke Times: Doonsebury is Flying High
Greetings to our blog-readers in Canada, Canada and Canada..........and, Kazakhstan!
It may actually be warmer in Toronto or Alma-Ata right now, as it freezing across the state of Virginia today. But, that gave a chance to read an unholy number of comic strips, including ones in our local paper "The Roanoke Times."
Ironically, we are using the image of Lucy from "Peanuts" for "Speed Bump." the single panel comic strip by Dave Coverly which features a skunk talking to a psychiatrist or psychologist, which is a common gag in many comic strips, including "Candorville" by Darrin Bell, which is not in "The Roanoke Times."
The middle image of a pilates exercise is in reference to today's Stephan Pastis strip "Pearls Before Swine," in which rat finds out there is a hidden fee for the work-out room. Of course, this gives us a chance to plug our sponsors Fusion Pilates in Asheville, NC (just kidding, we don't know any pilates instructors in Asheville).
But, the cream of the crop (ok, pun intended), is a marijuana-themed episode of "Doonesbury," in which Garry Trudeau lampoons the legalization of marijuana in Colorado (which is the reason for the top image of the '70s kids tv show "H.R. Pufnstuf," which many have concluded to be a covert reference to reefer madness).
Ironically, Trudeau mentions "The Denver Post" in today's strip. That newspaper is perhaps one of the very few major city newspapers which does not carry "Doonesbury."
Here is our top ten from "The Roanoke Times"
1. "Doonesbury"
2. "Pearls Before Swine"
3. "Speed Bump"
4. "Garfield"
5. "Get Fuzzy"
6. "Dilbert"
7. "Jump Start"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Blondie"
http://doonesbury.slate.com/
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine#.Usnz_zYo6Uk
http://www.dilbert.com/
http://www.fusionpilatesasheville.com
http://www.tehfarmco.com (Marijuana outlet in Boulder, Colo.)
It may actually be warmer in Toronto or Alma-Ata right now, as it freezing across the state of Virginia today. But, that gave a chance to read an unholy number of comic strips, including ones in our local paper "The Roanoke Times."
Ironically, we are using the image of Lucy from "Peanuts" for "Speed Bump." the single panel comic strip by Dave Coverly which features a skunk talking to a psychiatrist or psychologist, which is a common gag in many comic strips, including "Candorville" by Darrin Bell, which is not in "The Roanoke Times."
The middle image of a pilates exercise is in reference to today's Stephan Pastis strip "Pearls Before Swine," in which rat finds out there is a hidden fee for the work-out room. Of course, this gives us a chance to plug our sponsors Fusion Pilates in Asheville, NC (just kidding, we don't know any pilates instructors in Asheville).
But, the cream of the crop (ok, pun intended), is a marijuana-themed episode of "Doonesbury," in which Garry Trudeau lampoons the legalization of marijuana in Colorado (which is the reason for the top image of the '70s kids tv show "H.R. Pufnstuf," which many have concluded to be a covert reference to reefer madness).
Ironically, Trudeau mentions "The Denver Post" in today's strip. That newspaper is perhaps one of the very few major city newspapers which does not carry "Doonesbury."
Here is our top ten from "The Roanoke Times"
1. "Doonesbury"
2. "Pearls Before Swine"
3. "Speed Bump"
4. "Garfield"
5. "Get Fuzzy"
6. "Dilbert"
7. "Jump Start"
8. "Agnes"
9. "Funky Winkerbean"
10. "Blondie"
http://doonesbury.slate.com/
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine#.Usnz_zYo6Uk
http://www.dilbert.com/
http://www.fusionpilatesasheville.com
http://www.tehfarmco.com (Marijuana outlet in Boulder, Colo.)
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