The Daily Vampire

Yes, today we are just going to use an image of a dodgeball in our effort to save time and energy, and besides our intern Javier the Inter...

Last year, we took lines from Sunday comic strips and made a collage out of those words for a series of entries. But, since those entr...

All of us here at "The Daily Vampire" are pleased to announce that our managing editor Tilly Gokbudak, who happens to be me, is ...

Today, we are going with comic strip dialogue from a newspaper we haven't used before; this one is "The News & Record," ...

It is 5:00 a.m. in Liverpool, England; 7:00 a.m. in Eskisehir, Turkey; and 8:00 a.m. in Yerevan, Armenia. On a personal note, we are h...

Today was supposed to be Day One of the exciting Republican National Convention.........oh well! Of course, by now, you've figur...

We continue quoting people born in 1970, the year that this blog's managing editor Tilly Gokbudak (ok, that is me) was born, with a quip...

Today, in honor of Black History Month, we are quoting actress Halle Berry, 45, who was a model before she became an actress. Berry won an O...

Today, we conclude our quips from famous Italians in honor of the 150th anniversary of Italy's unification with a quote from opera compo...

Today's quote comes from former Los Angeles Lakers and Milwaukee Bucks great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who is now 64: "I can do somethin...